Tuesday, July 2, 2019

Welcome MY 48

Our shareholders know that Mattscal Year 47 was rough. Last year's bear market resulted in major leadership changes for Cow Lion Industries' parent company. How "bear" could the market have been last year? Imagine your financial adviser is a bear who ate a diarrhea sandwich. The diarrhea was filled with broken glass. The glass was radioactive. Just before she died, your ursine financial advisor invested all of your money in fidget spinners.

Market conditions last year were completely beyond its control, yet CLI held its own. Fortunately, Cow Lion Industries is poised to achieve and succeed in successful achievement of achievement success for years to come.

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