Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Fartface

The girls and I watched Stranger Things 3 last weekend. Yes, we watched the entire season. The first episode brought me great joy when a couple of the characters used the term "Fartface" as an abusive epithet. Fartface - just saying the word warms my soul.

I started calling Eleanor "Fartface." Obviously.

Later I discovered a chip in one of the bowls. Eleanor, who was seated at the kitchen table, explained that the bowl had been chipped for a while. I commented that the chip was going to make her mother angry. At that exact moment Alice walked into the kitchen and asked, "Why is mom going to be mad? Because Fartface chipped a bowl?"

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