Jumpy Judge

As we were walking to school today Alice made a game of walking on the walls that border many of the yards along our route. When she encountered a gap, Alice would jump it.

She failed miserably on one jump and I commented that the jump was terrible. I thought she was ignoring me until she got to the next gap. As she approached the gap she said "If that was terrible, watch this." She made the jump and without looking at me and using a voice that sounded much more like a 30-year old than a 10-year old she said "How was that, Mr. Jumpy Judge Man?"